“Mayville is a wonderful place in which to live. It has a city park with two baseball diamonds and it boasts a four bay carwash with complimentary vacuums. It has a retirement home, a pizza parlor, a beauty shop, a bank with a drive up window and opening June first, a health clinik. Mayor Art Dunbar tells us that the clinik will be open every day until fall, when the resident doctors and nurses will have to go back to school to continue their advanced education in their various medical specialties.”

“Help wanted: 2 pediatrishuns, good bedside manners.”